Sunday, June 10, 2012

Piranha 3DD (2012) Movie Review

The movie's story? What story??? It's irrelevant! Okay, if you insist.

This is a sequel to the 2010 movie Piranha 3D. The original movie was made in 1978 which had a sequel and later on had two other versions.
A new theme park was opening called "Big Wet" and in order to attract attention, Chet the owner decides to make it come with an adult-themed section. His step daughter, Maddy, returned to her hometown here and catch up with all her friends that she grew up with. There's her ex-boyfriend policeman Kyle, her friend Barry who has a crush on her way back till now, her close friends Ashley and Shelby and their boyfriends.

Well, pretty much the storyline is each and everyone of them discovers that the piranhas are back either in a gory way or they live to tell the tale.
Maddy, based on a Youtube clip that Barry found went in search of Carl Goodman along with Kyle since he's the expert who has research the piranha species. Goodman reveals his findings that the piranhas may be moving from the sewer pipes and underground rivers between lakes. But they soon discovered that there were no connection from the lakes towards the water park.

Little did Maddy and Barry know, Kyle has been accepting bribes from Chet to keep it a secret that Chet is actually pumping water from the underground river to the water park.

Maddy soon discovers this but it was already too late. The water park already started it's 1st day of business and although Maddy has shut down the pump, she was prevented from shutting down the park by Chet and his cronies and pretty soon the massacre ensued with the piranhas swarming in. It was then a fight between man and piranhas.

This show is a waste of time and with the many censorship done to the movie here in Malaysia, I wonder why they even bother screening it. Unlike the classic 1978 version and it's sequel after that which was such a hit, this one is a total disaster. They try to make it into a parody like how the "Scary Movie" franchise was, but this totally bombed. And they tried to make it gory like how the "Saw" series were but it's so fake and retarded that you don't even feel anything at all except disgust on how distasteful it was unlike how the "Saw" series did it, like a work of art. And they tried to make it like soft porn with big breasted females in swimsuits around, what female? I didn't see much. Must've censored it all out in Malaysian cinemas.

The only good thing about the movie, is that it's short so you don't waste too much time watching this crap. I rate this movie 1 star out of 5.


theeggyolks said...

i don't even bother to watch it >_<"

Danny Foo said...

This movie is all about the hootchi. Same like the 1st one. LOL!

Merryn said...

Still can get ONE star ah? For the boobs eh? :P

Kelvin -KtheBlogger- Tan said...

Good choice!

If watching in Malaysian cinemas, there's NO hootchis to watch. All censored.

1 star because it's short. LOL. Only 1 hour something since all censored.

FiSh said...

too sexy for me, not interested in such genre too..

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Kelvin -KtheBlogger- Tan said...

Sexy? LOL. Can't see much also. Anyway, it's a waste of time to watch.